Real scenes of Science & Scientists...
The great mathematician Waclaw Sierpinski had to move to a new
place.They stood down on the street with all their things, his
wife
said:
you stand here and watch our ten trunks, while I get a taxi.
Some
minutes later she returned with a taxi. Says Mr. Sierpinski : -
I
thought you said there were ten trunks, but
I've only counted nine.
- No, they're TEN!
- No, count them: 0, 1, 2, ..."
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Einstein never has to dress well.
When Einstein's Wife told him to dress properly when going to
the
office he
argued: "Why should I? Everyone knows me there."
When he was told to dress properly for his first big conference:
"Why
should I? No one knows me there."
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It was well known to Pauli's co-workers that Pauli should be
kept away
from experiments. When he came near any experiment it would go
wrong
and instruments would go broke. This became known as the Pauli
Effect.
One day an important experiment went wrong without any apparent
reason.
Pauli was not even around, so this was very strange .... until
they
discovered a few days later that Pauli was in the train that was
passing
the building at the time of the crash.
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Norbert Wiener was very absent minded. When they moved from
Cambridge
to a New place; his wife was certain that he would forget that they
had
moved.So she wrote down the new address on a piece of paper, and
gave it
to him.In the course of the day, he threw the paper away. As he
went home
(to the old address in Cambridge, of course),he realized that
they had
moved,and that the piece of paper with the address was long
gone. There
was a young girl on the steps and he thought of asking her,
saying, "Excuse me young lady, perhaps you know me. I'm Norbert
Wiener
and we've just moved. Would you know where we've moved to?"
To which the young girl replied, "Yes Daddy... mommy said this
would
happen.."
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After the birth of his sister Maja, the two and a half year old
Albert
Einstein was told he would now have something to play with.
After
looking at the baby, young Albert complained "Yes, but where are
its
wheels?"
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Albert Einstein once went to a restaurant. The waiter placed
menu-card
before him. Unfortunately Einstein had left his reading-glasses
(spects)
at home, so he said to waiter," would you please read it out to
me ?"
The waiter hesitated a bit and then replied," I would have been
glad to,
Sir, but I am also an illiterate like you."